True Story

Today Abby and I took a little trip to the good 'ol Chick-fil-a. I had a free coupon for a kids meal (don't we love Free?) We ate our meal, well more so I ate my meal, and Abby picked at hers. They came around with free samples of a Peppermint shake, to which I really am not a fan of peppermint, but yum! That thing was good. I gather all our trash on the tray, I stand up and start to move forward (are we seeing where this is going yet?!?) and somehow, I completely lose my balance and bust it--on my behind!--in the middle of Chick-fil-a. Y'know, when you see someone about to spill something or drop something, how someone looks like they're reaching out and just "barely" miss it. Well, I had about 3 people doing that for me! When I looked up, someone had caught my tray, which I had pretty much spilled the trash all over Abby, and the tray half way landed on the top of her head. I remember looking at her, and she looks like she's ducking and her eyes are blinking really fast because stuff is falling in her face. I'm hearing all around me, "Ma'm, ma'm are you ok? Do we need to call anything for you?" A Chick-fil-a worker comes over and asks if I slipped on something on the floor, and if they need to clean something up off the floor. I'm like, "Um, no, I think I did this all on my own :)" Nice.

I'm still dying laughing. I mean..holy cow...I busted it in the middle of Chick-fil-a! I'm still not exactly sure how it happened, and I totally wish I could watch a replay. I want to know if my arms flailed as I was trying to catch my balance, what my face looked like, and how quickly it really happened. I'm sure each of you has an image in your mind of how ridiculous this all looked! Just call me smoothe :)